Steel Panther
I Want Pussy
I like it hot, I like it young
I like it wrapped around my tongue
I like it shaved, I like it clean
Show all the Gs, if you know what I mean

I wanna hit it, I wanna tap it
I wanna pull it and twist it and slap it
I like it tight around my pinky
You know I hate it when the pink gets stinky

Pussy, pussy, pussy
I want pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give me pussy

You wanna touch it, you wanna blow it
You like it when my face is right below it
You want a cock, or maybe two
To fuck your cookie til you're black and blue
I'll stick it in, or better yet
We'll put your pictures on the Internet
So everyone in the world can see
The dirty slut that you turned out to be, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!


Pussy, pussy, pussy
We want pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give us pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
We want pussy
Tell 'em, Satchel!

All right, everybody, are you ready to spell it out with me, the lead singer?
Everybody, put your hands together, let’s do it together now!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, we're going!

P-U-S-Y
P-U-S-Y
Everybody!

P-U-S-Y!

(Hey, Michael!) What?
(Pussy is spelled P-U-S-S-Y, not P-U-S-Y.)
Aw, fuck, man…
All right: hey, guys, one more S, coming up!

P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y
P-U-S-S-Y

(x5, increasing in pitch every 2 lines)
Pussy, pussy, pussy
We want pussy
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Give us pussy
How fuckin' high are we gonna go?

That's too fuckin'… guys? Hey!

Fucking stop!

This is fucking stupid, man, I quit!

All right, I won’t quit if you just stop!

Come on! Hey!

Dude, what the fuck are you guys doing, man?