Dick Van Dyke
You Two
[CARACTACUS POTTS]
What makes the battle worth the fighting?
What makes the mountain worth the climb?
What makes the questions worth the asking?
The reason worth the rhyme?
To me, the answer's clear; it's having someone near
Someone dear

Someone to care for
To be there for
I have you two
Someone to do for
Muddle through for
I have you two
Someone to share
Joy or despair with
Whichever betides you
Life becomes a chore
Unless you're living for

Someone to tend to
Be a friend to
I have you two
Someone to strive for
Do or die for
I have you two
Could be we three
Get along so famously
'Cause you two have me
And I have you two too
[JEREMY & JEMIMA POTTS]
Someone to care for
To be there for

[CARACTACUS]
I have you two

[JEREMY & JEMIMA]
Someone to do for
Muddle through for

[CARACTACUS]
I have you two
Someone to smile
Once in a while with
Whenever you're lonesome
I've a happy lot
Considering what I've got

But I couldn't do more
Than you do for
Your poor father
Things go asunder
And I wonder
Why you bother
[ALL]
Could be we three
Get along so famously
'Cause

[JEREMY & JEMIMA]
We two have you

[CARACTACUS]
And I have you two

[ALL]
Too