Cheap Trick
Stiff Competition
[Verse 1]
Stiff competition
If I go up, you take me higher
Stiff competition
And when I'm down, you take me higher

[Chorus]
Stiff competition all over the world
I screw you, you screw me, they screw us
Here we go again
All right, we have so much fun
When we're together
When we're together
When we're together
Now

[Post-Chorus]
I looked hard in your eyes
I was in love at first sight
It took me minutes, you're still waiting
Waiting for your turn
Your turn it won't be long

[Verse 2]
Stiff competition
I work hard every day of my life
Stiff competition
Get it up, you take me higher
[Chorus]
Stiff competition
All over the world
The more I get, the more I like it
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
All right, we have so much fun
When we're together
When we're together
When we're together
Now

[Post-Chorus]
I looked hard in your eyes
I was in love at first sight
It took me minutes, you're still waiting
Waiting for your turn
Your turn it won't be long

[Outro]
Stiff competition
Stiff competition
Stiff competition
Stiff competition