Bears are best
Bears are best
Bears are best at the zoo
Penguins will wander around
Like penguins will always do
Water Pig is ugly as an old stick
An old stick
Good ole fella
Good ole pal
Ugly as a stick tho'

Talk to me
(Kick down the street
Oh we kick down the street)
Talk to me

The zoo
Like so many things that men do
That men do
Fails to satisfy the needs of living things
Like them or even you
You might find we walk the streets
Walk the streets
Of a sad and lonely town

Oh dear
Oh darling child
Don't you sob and don't you cry
If tears was enough
Then it's tears we'd always cry
The tears make a flood
The blood is a hurricane
Everyday
Like off to work
Men carry on the same