[Chorus]
She's a nurse, when it hurts
When it hurts, she's a nurse
When it's worse, the cuts and burns
She's a nurse, when it hu-u-u-urts

[Verse 1]
Stitchin' up cuts that come apart
Emergency surgery on my heart
Gonna fill it in, adrenaline, you gotta be their
Sugar in the medicine to make it sweet
At home alone, lonely, dial 911
Cherry hypodermic you can fill it for fun
I want a hundred wenches tugging on rubber protectors
Sure, she's immune, 'cause I can't infect her

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Flat line, vital signs, n' rubber gloves
Misdiagnosis - this is terminal love 'cause
It's annoyin' when she's toyin' with my mental health
But playing Doctor with her beats playing Doctor by myself
At home alone, lonely, dial 911
Cherry hypodermic you can fill it for fun
I want a hundred wenches tugging on my rubber protectors
Sure, she's immune, 'cause I can't infect her
Can't infect her (x3)
[Chorus]x2

[Ending]
Mock emergency
Requires surgery
My emergency
Requires surgery
Mock emergency
Requires surgery
My emergency
Requires surgery
On my heart, on my heart, on my heart