[Verse 1]
All hail fidgets
I’ve lost my tea
I cannot find it
It’s lost as sea
Poured my soul out
He’s got my spoon
Popped in his glass eye
Feel brand new

[Chorus]
Oh Stockholm syndrome
Let’s get a room
My sweetest torture
Don’t die so soon
I lost my fortune
Buried my purse
You know you owe me
For what it’s worth

[Verse 2]
Depend on nothing
My mother said
'Cause all that loves you
Will shoot you dead
Tear those eyes out
They’ll do no good
Shut that red mouth
As mother should
[Chorus]
Oh Stockholm syndrome
Let’s get a room
My sweetest torture
Don’t die so soon
I lost my fortune
Buried my purse
You know you owe me
For what it’s worth
For what it's worth
For what it's worth
For what it's worth

[Verse 3]
Oh mummy dearest
Where are you now?
He’s got my eyeballs
He tore them out
And now I love him
I love him true
There’s nothing left
For him to do

But kill me slowly
But kill me slowly
But kill me slowly