Dizaster
Dizaster vs Manaz Ill
[Round 1: Dizaster]
I'm battling a blind person
My whole life I've been wanting to go in on the subject
So basically what I'm trying to say is
This battle is done even though it hasn't even begun yet
If I was you I wouldn't be upset
Just utilize your ears to music and learn how to operate a drum set
And use that stick you use for a beat as a cane to walk next time you go to take a dub step
Haven't had enough yet?
The day you beat me in a battle is the day police will hire you as a private eye
Witness for you to identify a suspect
Ayo, I bring the fire to the third degree
You gotta be outta your mind if you think this guy is serving me
I can say two words and make a blind person see
"Eye surgery"
You know God doesn't love you when you live in a world where those two words rhyme perfectly
Now I'm certain he will try to search inside of his mind thoroughly
Through his fucking flawed design and his wiring circuitry
Which is why he couldn't visualize this superb MC
You've never seen a battle with Dizaster live, but hey...at least this guy has heard of me
What's up with this Manaz kid? He sees with his hands and shit
Using his hands to see like the creature from Pan's Labyrinth
I'm off the scanners you're a fucking genius bro, your train of thought is bananas
But you were never able to stay in school cause teachers said he was never able to watch his manners
Bro, are you fucking kidding me?
I don't even need to fucking rap about you being blind at all
Bitch, you don't like what I'm saying then get out of my face and get lost trick
The only reason they gave you that long stick is to compensate for your small dick
[Round 1: Manaz Ill]
They gave me the long stick to compensate for my long dick
Sure I don't give a fuck cause I stroke my long stick
To your girl and tell her...fucking turban she was taking it off quick
Shit flips
They say that terrorist jokes are cliche as shit for degrading Diz'
Well I don't give a fuck, if y'all want a creative diss
Come watch my battle with Illmac' and replay his bits
Calling him a terrorist is lame
But on outside of the battle I won't get to say this to a Lebo' cunt again
I've had blind jokes in every battle I've ever done and ain't never once complained
So finally judges [?] on how he sounds, is the craziest
Still I got the home advantage, it's my talent, I'm their favorite
So don't go getting pissed off at my crowd cause they're hating ya
It's the south of Australia cunt, not north side of Australia
There's no camel fields or oil fields around in the radius
[?] house that you're staying in Lebanon allows the Israelis in
King Of The Dot after you clown the Canadians
But I guess now you're repaying them for the disrespect shit you said with the thousands you're making
I'm on my blind terrorist shit
I've decide to take lives just as fast as a flight from a martyr plane
Why? Cause when I run up on you in that [?] they'll say I'm as hard as Daylyt and the bars that Swave writes
Don't be fooled by him, he'll sabotage but hates flights
Really he runs with more faggots than march for gay pride
So the only time Dizaster may strike
Is when he's protesting as his job as a cabbie because he wants a larger pay hike
Once he was posted with that nina strapped
Scope on with that beam attached
Waiting in a ditch beside the road for some Marine's to clap
Finally a convoy was approaching where his team was at
He tried to hide himself but it was hopeless cause they seen the trap
So he starts shooting, got smoking like a fiend on crack
Then he heard it jamming, DAMMIT boy you should've cleaned your gat
He blew himself up before they had even known that they had been attacked
You don't get the relevance? It's focused on the theme of rap
See your gimmicks wearing thinner than the clothes on a bulimic's back
The way you cram your multi's just sounds totally obscene
In fact it's kinda like the way you plot out most of your extremist acts
Cause you rely on aggression and violence expecting us not to notice that your schemes are wack
[Round 2: Dizaster]
The battle was supposed to be 90 seconds, you went for like three minutes, that's fine
And I understand that you're blind but that's not an excuse for having no concept of time
He said I protest, but you'd be a better protester, you'd scream "Fuck the police" everyday
To them you're indestructible so let's just say
That it wouldn't matter if they sprayed you with pepper spray cause you can't see shit anyway
Is that your homie right there? That homie has your back and you should notice that
Every night before you go to sleep he folds your pants and makes sure all your clothes are packed
He helps you get dressed, no he's not a homo he's actually your bro for that
Cause if it wasn't for this cat how the fuck would you get your clothes to match?
You'd probably walk out of your house every morning wearing a purple shirt with an orange hat
Even Lady Gaga will stop by and be like, "Holy crap. Where did you get that wardrobe at?"
I don't give a fuck if he's blind, this dude is a genius he was fucking born to rap
You shouldn't even belong to this league here you should fucking go to Smack
Cause you told us last time in your previous verse how you know how to hold a strap
Plus you've been blind your whole life so technically everyone you know is black
Can you imagine what it's like?
He has no concept of what shadows are
Manaz thought shadows are the person that you actually are
I mean how do you keep track of real life if everything you just see is dark?
See I have dreams but for you having dreams is just a seemingless thought
See dreams are the things that human begins subconsciously daily see on the spot
So if everything you see is pitch black when you're awake in the evening
Then when you're finally bed sleeping how do you know if you're dreaming or not?
You fucking blind cunt
But don't be mad that I'm dissing
He's not even mad his eyes are in a damaged condition
The only reason he's pissed off at me is cause he heard I won my battle with Vision
Ayo so don't be mad that I'm dissing
There's still a fact that you're missing
That he's better than us at keeping relationships, he's fantastic with women
Cause he can't see them so they never feel fat when they're with him
And, unlike most men he actually listens
Time!
[Round 2: Manaz Ill]
You're a dumb lyricist
That's not even the punch just listen bitch
Motherfucker you're a dumb lyricist how can you go nuts about my fucking extension of time?
Every battle you've ever done is unlimited
And I can kill you, I don't even need to rap a better verse
That whole "how everyone you ever seen is black" Lavoz said it first!
And you know you're shit when you recycle one of Lavoz better verse
Motherfucker I heard your battle with DNA
And how you were spitting your bars and riding Drake's dick
I'ma start to refer to your little bitch ass as Dizzy Minaj
Your music is shit and I can tell this dude was a bitch
Cause he's always biting [?] and Dribs
And also, motherfucker when homie [?] Trash even told me you're a snitch
That's inside humorous shit
Check it out, I'll get your girl kicked in the uterus quick
My name ain't James but my word is bond
How are you an Arabic rapper when I haven't heard a song or verse that's bomb
His bitch works at the 7-11 we get Slurpees from
And when she feels really sexy she takes her burper off and puts your turban on
When I get stoned, I'm high on being lifted by the weed I'm hitting
When you get stoned it's by some people with some rocks cause you're a lying thief in prison
But in all honesty I don't know why [?]
I mean it's not like this motherfucker's life is completely different
See when you go and compare my dying need for vision
And you compare it to this motherfucking guys unique religion
Then you might just see the similarities that lie between the different lives that we've been living
Starting with the fact neither one of us know what it's like to see our women
I heard you dissing Henry Bowers about beating his wife
But with what you Muslim's do to your women you have no reason to try to tell him why he should be treating his life
That's as hypocritical as me walking up to Ray Charles or Stevie tonight
And making fun of them for the fact they haven't been able to see all their life
Fuck the Arabic disses
So far as the battling shit than you have an addiction
He's right, the motherfucker is so jealous of me being blind there is an actual vid' of him on Youtube battling with a rapper called Vision
But he's hungry as ever
Shit, Diz' motherfucker I heard you used to battle for your lunch and your breakfast
But really I bet you remember the first battle you won at 11
At this rate you'll still be battling at 107
See I battle to get people peeping my music and bump all my records
You battle cause you got insecurities you need to cover up with a bunch of aggression
But it's fucking all done in vein/vain like a junkie injecting
Cause when you go and base your whole life around becoming a legend
In what's gotta be one of the world's dumbest professions
Simply cause you know it's the only place where such a lowlife piece of scum is accepted
Cunt you're pathetic!

[Round 3: Dizaster]
I came with some unique blind disses
So being cliche I'll be fucking damned if that's what they label me
In my life I've never been an uncreative MC
So fuck battling!
I'd give up battling right now if I knew you'd be able to see
See I never got into this business to diss people that are less privileged than me
But you're sick as fuck
So if I don't take you serious you'll end up killing me!
So fuck it, I'ma fucking call you blind and you can accept it
Shut up!
You fucking battled someone and made fun of them for being deaf, that's way more fucked up
But you guys are both at a disadvantage in your battle so I guess whatever
I like you and Defron, you cunts are very clever
I mean, you're blind, he's deaf
So if you lived in a world where men could get pregnant and you faggots have sex together
Your kid would come out like Helen Keller
Lately your eyes have been no more developments at the medic center
It seems like technology isn't getting any better
So it's safe to say you and your cane will be friend forever
Like Fresco and Trevor Weller
I mean, this motherfucker man, are you straight or gay, people are more than suspicious
I mean, you know he can't distinguish between men or bitches
A hole is a hole to him how the fuck would he know the difference?
I mean if you were a Morgan that was born religious
You'd be a Jehovah only, no Witness
So don't get mad cause I'm making fun of him for having torn lenses
He excels on all of us in each one of his other four senses
This motherfucker could probably use his nose to smell smell shit in the fourth dimension
He could fucking hear someone pop open a Coke bottle all the way out in some random road in Melbourne
I got a bunch of blind jokes bro I can't help it
The other day his homie was like, "Yo did you hear about the earthquake that happened out in..."
And you're like, "California. Yeah I know. I felt it."
[?] mad at me for blind jokes that [?] so fuck it
These fucking rhymes are making him to the point where he's able to see
But I'ma fuck it up cause fuck it I'ma let him straight have it
He looks like a rapist that just got out of a straight jacket
You look like a fucking AIDS magnet
Running around Adelaide spreading your AIDS letting every one of your maids have it
You're gonna leave rapping alone cause you're lame at it
The only thing that's worse than the way you look is [?] getting the side of his face tatted
Damn y'all, I ain't playing
Manaz do you feel what I'm saying?
Of course not you're the type of dude that would have to literally feel what I'm saying
Cunt, with the fucking-fuck it you wanna fucking call me Arabian?
I'ma kill you and beat you this time
You only mad at Islam cause unlike Jesus Christ our prophet never offered to heal the blind
When it comes to Arabic jokes, I have the greatest flips so why would you come at me with the fucking racist tip?
When in Adelaide they know you as the traitor/snitch
That went off to the Islamic faith and switched
You turned blind once they raped you in Guantanamo Bay you bitch
So what I'm trying to say is this
Your battle rap alias is Manaz but your real name is David [?]
The last line I got before I end up saying "goodbye"
I love this dude but blind jokes I have the greatest supply
He's dead broke so there's no way he can afford to laser his eye
He's like Scarface, you're gonna ride with your cane/'caine til you die

[Round 3: Manaz]
Praise to Allah
You know why I've got so much hate for Islam?
I've never once come across a braille Koran
Do you know what I gotta do to piss off this guy Diz'?
Say some fly shit like, "I like Jin."
Do you know what? To tell you the truth
I make music, I want people to peep my hits
And so far, I've done a lot of battles and there's not many views on my vids
So even if this motherfucker wins today and some of these cunts go get the music I did
It means that even if I get beaten motherfucker I WIN
You know how I can tell this guy's an Arab?
He walked up to a girl [?] he tried to crush it
So I hope the next time you hit up a whore for some sex
That the motherfucking veil falls from her head as she's being forced into bed
And you find out the whole time you were fucking your daughter instead
We probably might've done the same thing but I can tell it was your daughter by how small were her breasts
There are a lot of reasons for people to hate your ass and the name "Bachir" is gay for starters
Shit, you may be smart but trying to stomp around and be all theatrical
And until it ain't a blind dude who's straight retarded made your [?] laughter
Shit, it's all positive over negative
And I like that from Ace the Masta
So I praise Mohammad, but your religion is shit, and I heard that from Ma$e the pastor
See all your shit is made up, it's like your name is mascara
It's funny you about him
Cause when you start rapping like a redneck
It makes me want to son hicks like David's father
I WILL, take your bitch, then make her Strip, like that place in Gaza
And eat her out like a piranha even if she has a yeast infection and her pussy tastes like lager
I will break her [?] face with glass and take the saga
Break her heart and you can see a Good Girl Gone Bad but it ain't Rihanna
Probably ask me why I did her then I'll say it's karma
For the way you made a target of the Trade Centers last time you got a plane to charter
If you fuck around, like swingers trading partners, it's sayonara
I'll run the razor past your neck and raise the arteries like a crazy barber
Switch blades to arm, leg, leg, arm, head and catch a body while you play [?]
Shit you know how you do when you don't want people to know how gay your bars are?
Say them faster
[?] like a Jamaican Rasta
So if this Arabic bastard was to wage jihad and I died today I'll be made a martyr
[?] magna carter my life turned a tragedy into triumph and if you trace my past and look at all the shit I've been through
You'll see even if I lose I only ever got greater after I faced Dizaster