Dizaster
Jesus vs The Devil
[Round 1: Megadef aka Lucifer]
What's up little homie?
What's all this fuckboy shit? Stop it
Since the beginning of time, you've never been poppin'
1-1 attacks the Devil's patience
You see me on the block with the heat you know you fucked up, that's a Revelation
I'm all up in Jerus' like, "Lil' homie
What set you banging?"
I see you're wearing daddy's colors even though he...left you hanging
Lil' homie it only take one right cross to stretch your body out
Nah, I mean, I need one right cross to stretch your body out
You're a wack fucker, how you been running the world been lackluster
I'll put a barrel in your mouth then call it The Last Supper
I'll dig up all your dead family members, all of them shits
I'll throw them in a pile like, "That's a reunion."
When I body Christ after I chew this cracker, that's communion
Homie, you a pacifist and I'ma pass the fist
He 'bout to pass the clip
I got Mary Magdalene in the back of the whip
She doming me out
We driving drunk, we going through Nazareth after I smash half a fifth
Some real shit though
You didn't throw me outta nowhere
Your daddy was a pussy ass motherfucker
Insecure, self absorbed, he used to be my roommate
I'll tell you the whole story, somebody get me a beer quick
I moved out he was a creepy motherfucker he was on some queer shit
I'ma leave it at that I went over my 60
[Round 1: Jesus aka Dirtbag Dan]
I think a lot of y'all saw me today, thought about the rapture like, "This is it."
The truth is, I heard Eminem was battling Dizaster, I told my dad, "I'm not missing this!"
Listen Satan I hope you're taking notes
I could walk on water or take a boat
I even changed my skin to white tonight so as not to frighten the Caucasian folks
[?] Diamond J, The Light, The Way, I'm nice, okay?
Even if you bar'd my life away I'd still resurrect on the seventh day
Now let us pray
"Heavenly Father, forgive us for the mistakes we make"
Excuse me y'all, I'm cooking so before the feast I'm saying grace
Shining all up in Satan's face
Let's be honest, dude's a herb
If you battled Mary you'd lose to her, you put the "lose" in "Lucifer"
Y'all think he's as nice as Jesus Christ?
Well you hating Satan and they can tell
So why don't you go ahead and take this L straight on back to the Gates of Hell
Amen

[Round 2: The Devil aka Megadef]
Shit's getting kinda old
Your pops is promising people streets of gold
When we know he's a broke ho and he's got ZERO RICHES
Plus his only begotten son is a homosexual that roll with twelve dudes, all Jews, ZERO BITCHES
I'm from that dirty south!
Where the led stay flying
You said I can't fuck with Diamond J
I said I'll leave J dying!
I'm a beast on the block
Bricks in the whip I got gats in the hood
You're a faggot ass hipster, you're always attached to the wood
I'll put a muffler on the toaster so when I toast him everybody don't gotta hear it
I'm 'bout to father the son when I put a hole through his spirit
ASK YOUR POPS!
I've tampered with every pussy you've ever known
From your nieces to your mother
And by the way, you're looking kinda light skinned
Cause Jesus is a brother!
Your name ring in the streets like a waitress at a bar, [?] booze
I don't see any diamonds J, how you the king of the Jews?
You know my crew, that's Adolph
Young El Chopo, Trip' 6 Gestapo
Maserati, bricks in the trunk, we ready to dump
Automatic shotty pump
That's cocaine for breakfast, heroin for lunch
Strippers and Xanex in-between, dinners with Donnie Trump
I'll put your fucking mother in a crucifix
And then I'll throw the little homie on a crucifix
I'm rolling through Jerusalem in a new whip with two clips
I'll looking for a couple crew to fix
I'm thoughtful with these drugs, you know the way I split caps
You see how them Romans did your back
Like Arabs with sports cars I brought 39 whips back
See I'm known to get straps
But you known to get strapped, that's just a minor set back
But it's gonna go from Jesus to Jesús cause now you're a wetback
[Round 2: Jesus AKA Dirtbag Dan]
Your name does NOT ring in these streets Satan
Everyone knows the hood's got my back
That's an actual fact
Most the cats in the hood got a tat of my face on their back
Out there rocking a Jesus piece
Tattooed hands that say "Pray for me"
You think they get down with Satan? Please
Ain't no one rocking a Satan tees, that is not a thing
With this face, that pose...that's the subject for a lot of bling
A lot of chains, a lot of crosses
The whole time Satan stay taking losses
Let me ask you something
If you're the G.O.A.T., how come I'm the one that's in beast mode?
Please bro, these people all came to watch the Devil get 3-0'd
Shouts out to Peter at Heaven's Gate
I taught David Blane how to levitate, but that was just a test of faith
Criss Angel and the rest are fake
I'm joking, I'm not only a magic man, I clap my hands and you can win the lotto
Shit, I'll turn a Crystal Geyser water bottle into some fine Moscato
That's not how a miracle works
It's a miracle if they like you after hearing you first
Every single one of my bars an immaculate concept
Your girl finna have a miracle birth

[Round 3: The Devil aka Megadef]
You know I stab foolies, I blast toolies, fast groupies
You see what I did to that mark for making bad movies
Fuck outta here
Tell your daddy if he really got the heat, please bust
Cause they ain't seeing me and my crew out on the streets they ask, "Who the real G's?" Us!
I'd shot at this shit right, last night, came down to the last wire
Yeah, I wrote that shit from my crib, you know every round's fire
It's alright motherfucker, I invented choking
First time I met your mother Mary, I knew me and the whole team were pounding
You're lucky I didn't bring the fucking bezel
It'd heat up and we'd all be drowning
I don't really give a fuck anymore about this battle
It look like a bird about to take a shit on your head
Piss me off, I'll find the big homie, the vato in the back he'll be busting the lead
I don't really give too much or care about your shit or the hair and the metal
I'll be fucking blowing lines with cuz- fucking-this motherfucker
Yeah, you're fucking beautiful, but I am the light barer
Your dad's a fucking pussy I'm the nightmare
It don't really matter to me cause I could throw you across the fucking room
I'm about to make you die for the second time, go back to your fucking tomb
Light shit
[Round 3: Jesus aka Dirtbag Dan]
If you seek the truth then you should listen
Whether you Catholic, Hebrew, Jew or Christian
After I nail down this third 16, call it a crucifixion
Fools are tripping, thinking you can beat me?
Do you read the Bible?
You rap like you sold your soul for a King Of The Dot GZ title
Do you see the Devil right here?
Me? I see a clown with horns
My simple bars are so complex they'll have your head stuck, that's a crown of thorns
Bar Christ
#BarGod
Quadruple flame emoji, politicians claim to know me
I'm the one that gave game to Kobe
Stop it's money, I'll go up in his pockets
Everybody know Diamond J is all about his profits/prophets
Round 3 it's getting hot in here
Y'all know what my slogan is!
(Get him the fuck outta here)
No not at all, it's "amen"