[Round 1: Dizaster]
Okay great
See people don't think I'm familiar with A-Class
But I am and I fucking hate him
I know who you are, you're the guy who rebuttals all the Asian jokes before people actually say them
Like, "If you call me Jet Li I'll hit you with the kick fo' sho'
Call me Bruce Lee then I'll flip into a ninja roll and hit you with a Ninja Scroll."
Shut up you little pussy, you sound like you sniff coke
This ain't a battle, this is me giving a poor little wannabes kid hope
He thought this was his opportunity to show the world that he spits dope
But no one gives a fuck about you faggot, they just want to hear my Jin jokes
Listen, I admit, the blog I did was kinda childish for Youtube
Which is why I need to settle down, stop being racist cause I'm going out of my mind, I'm going cuckoo
Maybe I'm the one that needs to open up my eyes more than you do
See I knew the ethnic disses get repetitive and that's straight trash
So I decided not to use them cause I didn't want to be labeled as another Asian hate rap
And then I realized that "A-Class" rhymes with "train tracks" how fucking great's that?!
Wait a minute you fake ass
Is that a face or a Jabbawockee face mask?
Fuck you, I'm the one who taught Sun Tzu the Art Of War
Your number one food's probably Unagi and albacore
Your favorite singer in the world is probably Charli Baltimore
You know why? Cause you're a fucking Charlie from Baltimore
Fuck you and your pan face fan base
This man's face looks like a hand made pancake
I fucking hate spicy mayonnaise
I will stab you in the back with one of Katana's fan blades
And doggy style your mother while I'm wearing a lamp shade
In your country, having vision is a dying crisis
So don't be surprised if I got a bunch of rhymes I relate your eyes with
You suffer from having blinded iris
You were born with a tattoo inside your eyelids that says "Why do I have a driver's license?"
[Round 2: Dizaster]
I will fucking kick your door down during dog supper
First person I'll grab is your mom's mother
I'll hold that bitch hostage with a box cutter and tell her "Don't move I'm Saddam's brother."
When I spit people say I'm a sick fucker
When you spit your eyes squint and your lips pucker and it makes you look like a dick sucker
I can see you in the future on a Rush Hour 6 cover
Falling off of a bridge with Chris Tucker
And hopefully Jin's mother
Listen, I tried to do three Asian's versus me cause my motto is fatal
The other two agreed but you had to go off and say "no"
I was gonna kill you three then give you all some halos
Then I would've been able to label y'all as Charlie's Angels
You have a face like a fucking baby in a cradle
Your grill is so flat it looks like it's caved in and stapled
You're so Asian you're able to use your face as a table
You and your boy Jin were supposedly rolling with crime bosses
They're now posted with Christ crosses
You're both basically making me quite nauseous
The shape of your face and your eye sockets
Make it harder for you to race in your rice rockets
When your people go to space they take rice on their rockets
Don't even try to talk shit you spend 90% of your time designing fiber optics
And the other 10% you're blindfolded catching flies with chopsticks
You don't wanna know how long I could ride this topic
Just hurry up and run my Hundai's diagnostic
Before you become my Al-Qaeda hostage
Fuck you and your line about Locksmith
Only reason you beat Rone was because he had a bad night
And lost it
Plus you got eaten alive by Caustic
Bitch
[Round 3: Dizaster]
You said some shit about Pacquiao and blah blah blah backing out
But your girl thinks I'm handsome cause of my Iraqi brows
And the fact that I don't have to grab a snack every time I hear a cat "meow"
I will fucking roll up on him with a knife from the rear
And stab him in the spine with a spear
He won't see me coming even though the whole time I'm standing right over here
Cause all Asians have a blind spot on the side of their ears
You look like you haven't seen a vagina in years
With your small ass body size you'd probably die from seven beers
And when you do your mom will probably cry fried rice instead of tears
What you don't like that? {Speaks fake Chinese} Shut the fuck up
Him and his people came to my house with his family like, "Please take these offerings from my mom."
I told him {gun cocking} "I don't want your presents bitch. Get the fuck off my lawn."
I'm a Arab genie bitch so ahead and make your wishes
I hope you ask for some fame and bitches
Cause I know for a fact this faggot wouldn't even waste a minute
On anything that doesn't translate to digits or in some way relate to physics
Stick to causing accidents from breaking limits
Nitrous oxide racing Civics
My racial disses are amazing with it
I'm surprised the movie Crash didn't have more Asian's in it
My fashion sense is straight terrific
And if you disagree then you saw my Jin blog and you were hating on my latest Raiden fitted
There ain't no time for this ninja to try to vanish
I'll throw a muay thai kick and shatter your whole entire canvass into 190 fragments
This guy watches Family Guy and imagines Brian inside of a tri tip sandwich
What? You don't like it? You're shaking your head
You stupid little faggot, I'll pull out your grave when you dead
I'll stomp on your head you little pussy
You were born a rookie in your fortune cookie