[Chorus]
I sing in a punk rock band
And I know every word to that Eminem song "Stan"
And I've got about a hundred and ten tattoos
But I'm way more country than you

[Verse 1]
You didn't grow up in a small town, you don't drive a truck
And if you do, it's probably a Tesla
You don't drink Miller Lite, pegged you for a champagne guy
Bet you can't name one '80s wrestler

[Chorus]
I sing in a punk rock band
And one time in Las Vegas, Garth Brooks said he was a fan
And I've got about a hundred and twelve tattoos
But I'm way more country than you

[Verse 2]
Kenny Rogers and The Gambler
Taught me more than just a poker face
Before I waste your time and keep on ramblin'
I'll let you hold 'em while I fold and walk away
Hey

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
And I sing in a punk rock band
And I've never had lipo or even a fake tan
And I've got about a hundred and seventeen tattoos
But I'm way more country than you
Yeah, my small-town, beer-drinkin', Motley-Crüe-lovin' ass
Is way more country than you

[Outro]
He rhymed "Tesla" with "wrestler"
I fuckin' love it