[Verse 1]
This must be the place
Second place in the human race
Down in the basement
Now I know what he meant

[Chorus]
Secondary modern
But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home

[Verse 2]
This is the hand that you never shook
You never gave me the chance that I took

[Chorus]
Secondary modern
But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home

[Bridge]
Is it out of the question
Between you and me?
Is it pleasure or business
Or a packet of three?

[Verse 3]
Nobody makes me sad like you
Now my whole world goes from blue to blue
[Chorus]
Secondary modern
But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home

Secondary modern
But there won't be a problem 'til the girls go home

[Outro]
'Til the girls go home
'Til the girls go home
'Til the girls go home