[Verse 1]
Write what you know
Keep the story funny
Have a happy ending
Make the female sexy
Sing it for the people
Hope they sing along
Yeah, they're gonna love it
And I will think it's strong
Fall into a corner, writer
Watch your favorite show
Pray to God to see her

[Chorus]
Write what you know[x4]

[Verse 2]
Go and be a pony
In the pony show
Dance with other ponies
Got your fucking dope
Time entwines around you
Leads you through the door
Telephone is silent
We don't like calls anymore
[Bridge]
Forget how to cry
The future is the dark
The future is the dark

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Write what you know
Keep that story funny
Have a happy ending
Make the female sexy
This ending is so sexy[x7]