Ok so this is the thing
Even though I lived in Portland, Oregon for 15 years and this will always be my home
My mom passed away last year, over in Beaverton
She's from the deep south and she will kick my ass if I was rude or impolite to ladies
So on any other given night I will introduce myself to each and one of you and ask you your names
But tonight I don't really care
Because tonight all their names are Jenny