[Intro]
And now, the severe beating of a high school janitor

[Verse]
“Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take off the spray paint
With turpentine”

[Skit]
"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"
"Hey!"
"Get offa me!"
"That's my bucket!"
"Let go of my side burns!"