Adam Sandler
Somebody Kill Me Please
[Verse 1]
You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me, I don't feel blue
And when we kiss, I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true

[Chorus 1]
But it all was bullshit
It was a goddamn joke
And when I think of you, Linda
I hope you fuckin' choke

[Verse 2]
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly

[Chorus 2]
Oh, somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please
Kill me
I want to die
Put a bullet in my hea-a-a-a-ad