[Verse 1]
I need an EASYEH FRIEHND
I do, with an eaR TO LEHND
I do, think you FIT THIS SHOUE
I do, but you HAEV A HHCLUUE

[Chorus]

I'll take aDVANTAGE WHILE
You hang MeeEEE OUT to dRY
But I can’t see you EVERY NIGH-HIGHT
FREEEEEEE
I do

[Verse 2]
I'm standin IN YOUR LIEENE
I do, hope you HAVE THE TIME
I do, pick a NUMBERR TOOOO
I do, keep a DATE WITH YOU

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I need an EASY FRIEND
I do, with an EAR TO LEND
I do, pick a NUMBERR TOOOO
I do, keep a DATE WITH YOU
[Chorus]
I'll take aDVANTAGE WHILE
You hang MeeEEE OUT to dRY
But I can’t see you EVERY NIGH-HIGHT
No I can't see you EVERY NIGH-HIGHHHHHT
FREEEEEEEEEUGH
I do
I do
I do
I do