[Intro]
I'd like to begin with... a story and a song. The story is... I went and walked over there so that I could move my fan, and there was a tiny, like, adolescent house centipede... and so I wrote a song about House Centipede called "Motherfucker." Okay, here we go

[Verse 1]
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Motherfuckers
Motherfucker
You motherfucker
Motherfucker
Motherfucker

[Chorus]
You motherfucker
Saw you in my house
Motherfucker
Get the fuck outta my house
(Motherfuckers!)
Motherfucker
Get the fuck outta my house!
(Motherfuckers!)

[Verse 2]
Motherfuckers
You crawl around in my house
And you shit somewhere in the corner
Motherfucker
House-centipede-motherfucker
You've got as many legs
As I've got dicks- wait, no-
[Chorus]
Motherfuckers
Get the fuck outta my house!
Shit on the floor!
You don't pay rent! Get outta my house
Motherfuckers
Pieces of shit in my house
(-rfuckers!)
Motherfuckers
Get the fuck out of my house