The LOX
Intro (Skit)
Hi, I'm Jerome Mastowitz from W-H-A-T-E
Here in the depths of the ghetto of Yonkers
Askin' people how they feel about The Lox
And here are some of the answers we got

Yeah, yeah, yeah
This is Jose Louie from the westside, man
Leave your car and it's gone, man
Those borenos is garbage, man
Fuck them cowards, b
Them n***as is basura, bro
Get them n***as outta here

Yo, this is Skidmark
Fuck them n***as The Lox
What the fuck you doin' in my hood anyway, you mother fuckin' cracker?
Get the fuck outta here
I ain't feelin' them n***as anyway
They ain't from the streets, this is my street

Yeah, how you guys doin'? This is Billy Bubathall
Big Billy from the burbs, how you guys doin'?
Always wanted to shout that out on a hip-hop album
Uhh, basically, I don't know much about The Lox than 'We are the Streets' guy
All I know is my father's a decent tax-paying citizen and he pays for the sidewalks
And I see people hustling from night to dawn
I cruise by the ghetto ocassionally, yeah, I know
I wanna feel what the ghetto people are saying
But I just don't fucking understand it, man
I hate the fuckin' Lox, man
This a fuckin' [?]
I never like their first album and I damn sure know I ain't gon' like the next one
Fuck 'em all!
I see 'em on my block it's gunshots, it's over!
Fuckin' over!

Hey yo, what's up, man? This Knockout Jenkins, n***a
I ain't feelin' them kids The Lox, man
Them n***as talkin' all that gangsta shit and all that, man
Yo, fuck that man
Yeah, I'm lookin' for them cats, man
Word up, man
Them n***as got everything I need, man
Ice, that kid Jadakiss he got...ooh, I'm gon' get that kid
I'm tellin' you, man

Fuck The Lox, yo
I wish those n***as would start takin' care of they children
For real, I'm sayin'
What's up with them n***as anyway?
It's like, shhht, get your shit together
I'm sayin' like get your shit together
Fuck them n***as, they ain't all of that anyway
Take care of your shit ma' fuckas, that's all
Yeah, yeah, this is Pop for I pop you in the back of your fuckin' skull
Them roolies ain't never move a brick
They wouldn't move powder through a baby convention
Styles, pussy!
Kiss, pussy!
Sheek, pussy!

Aight, this is SnowMo
Straight from blowin' n***as
I hate The Lox
Fuck that
Ever since they screwed up that Rod Stuart shit, ah man
Fuck The Lox
Maaan

Hey, yo, fuck them n***as
Them Lox n***as ain't shit
Them Lox n***as ain't never been shit
They ain't never gon' be shit
Fuck them n***as
Fuck each and every one of them bitch ass n***as

{Eve "We On That Shit" in the background}
This is 2-7
Fuck The Lox
They music is garbage
They never wanna pay the cab
They just front
Fuck The Lox