[Verse 1]
Periodic tableware
Psychotropic science fair

[Chorus]
But who will save the sane?
Some beings just can't change
Now crawl on by
With a fake tear in your eye
And think, “Isn’t he strange?"

[Verse 2]
Pseudogasmic chemistry
Necromorphic apathy

[Chorus]
But who will save the sane?
Some beings just can't change
Now crawl on by
With a fake tear in your eye
And think, “Isn’t he strange?"

[Verse 3]
Physical laws unapplied
Hamper my quest
Unsurreal world
Of unfailed HIV tests
Der Übermensch warning
Of pi (Techno junkies)
3.141592653...
Come on, boy, tell me, tell me
[Verse 4]
Tentative ambulance
Date bound for G Ward
Beartrap psychiatrist bait
Chew my paw off, ohh
Unmercilessly, we will take you
Away to slumber
But only if you can recite
Avogadro's number
Come on, boy, tell me, tell me

[Chorus]
But who will save the sane?
Some beings just can't change
Now crawl on by
With a fake tear in your eye
And think, “Isn’t he strange?"

[Outro]
Now crawl on by
With a fake tear in your eye
And think
"Wasn't he strange?"