[Verse 1]
Hundreds
Thousands
Millions
Will appear
He struggles to signal |
So says the weird beard
And he rides around
For a chance to see it all
Uncertain and unknowing
We're sure he will fall
So he quickly takes the high road
To where is not known
He will return
Down a slide to his throne

[Chorus]
And he says
He says:
"Weird Beard!"

[Verse 2]
5 mile
6 mile
7 mile
Wide
As he sped toward the mountain
An easy place to hide
So he rides around
For a chance to see it all
Uncertain and unknowing
We're sure he will fall
So he quickly takes the high road
To where is not known
He will return
Down a slide to his throne
[Chorus]
And he says
He says:
"Weird Beard!"

[Outro]
And he rides around
For a chance to see it all
Uncertain and unknowing
We're sure he will fall
So he quickly takes the high road
To where is not known
He will return
Down a slide