Tyler Cassidy
Shake She Hulk Shake
[Verse 1]
The ceiling's made of glass
But it can't contain her ass
When it shakes, the patriarchy runs to hide
And the wage gap couldn't speak
All it could do was weep
At the sight of her green ass so big and wide
The misogynistic men
All rolled their eyes again
But way deep down they like to watch it bounce
So people, don't be sad
If She Hulk knew her dad
I'm sure that she would make him very proud
And he'd tell her, he'd say

[Chorus]
Shake, She Hulk, shake
Shake that green ass 'till it breaks
Shake all your problems away
You're a woman in charge
He'd tell her, shake, She Hulk shake
Show us that ass isn't fake
Shake that green ass to the top
Shake your ass, you're a star

[Verse 2]
You like what a woman learns
Or what a woman earns
Or when a woman shakes her ass
'Cause a lady in a suit
Can still look green and cute
Throw that booty 'round and still have class
And a client can't deny it
No, it's a simple science
When she and Meg the Stallion start to twerk
They don't care about the case, long as
That ass is in your face
And if you don't enjoy it, you're a jerk
Yeah
[Chorus]
Shake, She Hulk, shake
Shake that green ass 'till it breaks
Shake all your problems away
You're a woman in charge
He'd tell her, shake, She Hulk shake
Show us that ass isn't fake
Shake that green ass to the top
Shake your ass, you're a star

[Verse 3]
And all around the world
The little baby girls
They look to She Hulk as their newfound hope
And one day they grow up
To shake their big green butt
And they would be respected like the pope
And the shackles and the chains
On the women that remain
Began to fall as She Hulk threw it back
And the jealous men all jeered
As the crowds of women cheered
And the sweat dripped down her big green booty crack
And the crowd screamed

[Chorus]
Shake, She Hulk, shake
Shake that green ass 'till it breaks
Shake all your problems away
You're a woman in charge
He'd tell her, shake, She Hulk shake
Show us that ass isn't fake
Shake that green ass to the top
Shake your ass, you're a star
You're a star, you're a star
Shake, She Hulk shake