[Verse 1]
I was traveling across the land I was so far overseas
I seen a fine bitch with a fat ol' ass and big pair of double D's
I couldn't take my eyes off her, that big of fucking butt
I was froze, I was hypnotized, I was ready to bust a nut
All the thoughts running through my mind, oh my mama telling me "Boy, no
Don't hit town swinging your dick around, 'cause you know you can't trust these hoes"
Next thing I knew we was in my hotel room getting it on
18 years of pain, but the pleasure didn't last too long

[Chorus]
I went and had a pornstar baby
A pornstar baby
Young man, pay me
Having your pornstar baby, baby
A beautiful pornstar baby, baby

[Verse 2]
As time went by I did my very best to hide the truth
You know I couldn't hurt you mama, you know I couldn't do that to you
I'm not ready to be no dad and I don't like wiping butts
I shoulda known better than to pull my dick out when I wasn't in love
These support checks draining me dry and I can't even see my son
I lost a whole bunch of the bread I made to a pair of big ol' buns
Sometimes I get so mad, makes me wanna scream and shout
And when I thought things couldn't get no worse the whole world found out
[Chorus]
I went and had a pornstar baby
A pornstar baby
Young man, pay me
Having your pornstar baby, baby
A beautiful pornstar baby, baby

[Bridge]
Beautiful pornstar baby, you're the only one I need
And you and I will overcome your mother's greed
Beautiful pornstar baby, you're the best mistake I made
That random night in Paris, France when I got laid

[Ending]
'Cause you're my pornstar baby
Lovely little chubby little pornstar baby boy
Yeah, you're my pornstar baby
Lovely little chubby little pornstar baby boy