[Verse 1]
Are you sad? Are you triggered?
Are you mad?
Are you mad cause I said what I said?
Well go watch Mr. Rogers instead
He’s a nice man, and I’m not
I don’t care if you’re mad
Or upset cause I told you a story
And you’re just a sensitive boy
That don’t matter, not to me
Not one bit, I would look
But I just can’t find one fucking shit
No, not one fucking shit I could give
I don’t have one, I can't spare
Any shits, any fucks
Or none of these dicks that I suck
Even though I got two in my butt

[Chorus]
I wish that I cared
But your feelings don’t matter to me
You got feminine qualities
You’re a sensitive boy
I can tell that you’re scared
But it still doesn’t matter to me
You got feminine qualities
You’re a sensitive boy
You’re a sensitive boy
[Verse 2]
Does it help if I went
And admitted
That I think that I’m probably gay
But I’m too afraid that I’ll catch AIDS?
I’m a pussy, and a dick
Yes, I’m both, so when you
Go and tell me to go fuck myself
I don’t even need nobody else
Independent and alone
Yes, I’m small, but I’m grown
And I’m horny and ready to bone
Anybody inside of your home
Hide your husband and your wife
I got pipe, yeah, it’s small
But I’m able and ready to lay
Plus, i’m straight, and I’m bi, and I’m gay
And a dragon

[Chorus]
I wish that I cared
But your feelings don’t matter to me
You got feminine qualities
You’re a sensitive boy
I can tell that you’re scared
But it still doesn’t matter to me
You got feminine qualities
You’re a sensitive boy
You’re a sensitive boy