[Verse 1:]
Big ups to the man in the sky
I finally made it through TSA
I got my luggage and a big old smile on my face and I'm racing to my gate
Hand the woman my ticket
And she wishes me a good flight
So I give my sweet wife one last call and tell her I'll be home tonight
Make my way down the jet bridge
And I take my window seat
That's when Macklemore's stupid dumb cunt wife sits down right next to me
Fuck shit piss cunt god dammit, god dammit I wish I was dead
And then this dumb cunt turned to me and this is what she said

[Chorus:]
Good luck motherfucker
Cause I'm bringing this plane down
I'm gonna rain napalm and Agent Orange all over your home town
Then imma take us up to New York
And imma fuck shit up my friend
Yeah imma track those big twin towers down
And imma bring em down again

[Verse 2:]
And thats when I realized
This crazy cunt had a master plan
And then she pulled the sleeve of her sweatshirt back to show the gun inside her hand
When I looked up in the cockpit
Well I recognized the pilots face
It was the rapper who said back in third grade that he thought that he was gay
And it all makes sense now
The whole scene at TSA
Was so they could sneak this pistol past and get Macklemore flying the plane
And as we took off
I looked over at his wife
And she just smiled back sweetly
And then she said polite
[Chorus:]
Good luck motherfucker
Cause I'm bringing this plane down
I'm gonna rain napalm and Agent Orange all over your home town
Then imma take us up to New York
And imma fuck shit up my friend
Yeah imma track those big twin towers down
And imma bring em down again

[Verse 3:]
And as we flew through the sky
Well I said my last goodbyes
I asked the lord to protect my children and please take care of my sweet wife
Its at this point where there just ain't much that I can do
So I turned and flipped that dumb cunt off
And she said fuck you too
Then a man with thin blonde hair well he reached over my seat
He stuck his hand between that dumb cunts legs and grabbed a hold of all that meat
And then the dumb cunt dropped the gun
I reached down and I picked it up
And then I ran up to the front of the plane and stuck the pistol in Macklemores Butt
And I said!

[Verse 4:]
Heads up motherfucker
Cause we're bringing this plane down
Yeah we're coming up on JFK we're gonna land this bird right now
Your wife's back in the 16th row and Donald Trump's got a hold of her puss
So I suggest that after you land this plane you head back and you take a look