[Zach (Spoken)]
Hey man, how are ya? Just chuck your name on the blackboard you sexy son of a fuck, fuck you alright?

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I've got boards, I've got bikes, I've got tits, I've got tats, and I've got political essays, cuz actually our clientele are pretty smart, man

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[Mark (Spoken)]
Check it out, extra dick on my tit

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Hey, you got a bottle opener? Don't need one *smash*

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One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One for you cunt, one for me
One pale ale coming up

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[Zach (Spoken)]
Let's cut some hair

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