Well it's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
And we do things different here just coz
So grab a tinny and park ya crack
In Australia we're real laid back
It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
So save a prawn for me

While it's cold up there
Here it's hot of course
While you're wearing scarves
We're wearing shorts
You're drinking coco in ya parker
We're cooling down with a frosty lager
It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
So chuck the Weber on

In his woolly coat, Santa's singin' songs
With us he's wearin' shorts and thongs
You're warming up with a mug of coco
We're cooling down with a lager-o
It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
The temperature is different

You shovel snow off your drive
We're refusing gays the right to marry
It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
So slippy, slopply, slap
You drink eggnog and sing carols
We run concentration camps
You go ice skating in the park
We've had four prime ministers in four years
You're sitting round the fire
We're sitting round the fire
Whilst ignoring our mistreatment of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders in this country for over 200 years...
In our shorts and thongs

It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
So save a prawn for me
It's Chrissy time in the Land of Oz
So save a prawn for me