Who can turn the stove on with her smile?
Who can take a bubble bath, and suddenly fill it with crocodiles?
Cause it's you, Dot! And you should know it!
Put nitro on a bridge, go ahead and blow it!
Mud is all around, I guess it's spring
Name another crooner, other than Bing
Don't throw your hat up in the air
Cause what might land is a Frigidaire!
Dot!