[PINKY]
Narf up, narf down, narf it all around
It's my Narfday!
Narf in, narf out, narf it all about
It's my Narfday!
Narf side to side, narf far and wide
Narf wherever you decide
It's my Narfday! It's my Narfday!

Zort narf poit!

Nobody knows what a Narfday will bring
Giggles or magic or cheese
I just know that Narfdays are fine
Cause Narfdays are all about me, yes!

Narf up, narf down, narf it all around
It's my Narfday!
Narf in, narf out, narf it all about
It's my Narfday!
Narf side to side, narf far and wide
Narf wherever YOU decide
It's my Narfday! It's my Narfday!

Zort narf poit!
Takin' over the world's okay
But sometimes you want something new!
That's just what a Narfday is for-
Treat yourself to what you want to!

It's my Narfday, it's my Narfday, it's my Narfday!
It's my Narfday, it's my Narfday, it's my Narfday!