[DOT]
Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours?
It's just I saw those purple claws
I couldn't help but notice they're
The same shade as this shell

[YAKKO]
A griffin? Ha! No way, José

[WAKKO]
Let's serve it poached with hollandaise!

[DOT]
The egg is not for eating!

[WAKKO]
We could fry it up as well!

[YAKKO]
Besides, lil sis, it isn't hers

[DOT]
But she's got wings!

[YAKKO]
And she's got fur
And mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme!
[DOT]
A monotreme?

[YAKKO]
Like platypi
Echidnas too, I think...

[GRIFFIN]
Hey guys, it isn't mine!

[YAKKO]
I knew it!

[DOT]
Darn!

[WAKKO]
Let's scramble it with cream!

[CREATURES]
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Da-Baba Da!
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Baba-badaba-bada-da

[YAKKO]
This thing has got scalеs like a snake
[DOT]
Could be a dragon or a drakе!

[YAKKO]
It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse!
Excuse me, pal

[BENEDICT]
Oh, hi there, hun!

[DOT]
It's Benedict from season one!

[WAKKO]
Eggs Benedict you say?

[YAKKO]
Please, Wakko!

[YAKKO & DOT]
Keep it in your mouth!

[YAKKO]
Hey Benny-boy, is this your son?

[BENEDICT]
'Fraid not, young friends. I'm not the one
I tread the boards alone
An actor lives a life of pain
[YAKKO]
Oh, please! Forget we asked

[DOT]
He's such a bore

[YAKKO]
So maybe it's a manticore

[MANTICORE]
That egg is looking tasty

[WAKKO]
We could make a Quiche Lorraine!

[CREATURES]
Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

[GORGON]
Yes! Got it

[DOT]
Nice save there, Gorgon, thanks a bunch!

[GORGON]
Oh it's not mine, but I missed lunch

[CENTAUR]
Well, so did I!

[YETI]
You give it here!

[YAKKO]
They're gonna start a riot!

[DOT]
Yo, Sasquatch, Hydra, Pegasus
You too, three heads of Cerebus
Don't eat that egg!

[CREATURES]
We're starving!

[YETI]
I've got a knife for carving!

[WAKKO]
I guess I'm going on a diet!

[CREATURES]
Ba-Da-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba
Ba-Da, Ba-Da!