[Verse 1]
Charming places
With quaint singing faces
Singing tunes that you've heard before
Everyone a bigger bore
People like you and me
While singing way off-key!

[Verse 2]
Look at me, I’m in a musical
Look at me, I sing confusical!

[Verse 3]
She says she's singing; how can you tell?
It's like a funny smell

[Verse 4]
You’re just jealous 'cause I sing so well
La-la-la-la-la-la!

[Verse 5]
The lyrics couldn't get much worse
Hello nurse!
This endless song makes me want to curse, ow!
Now you move to the next verse
[Verse 6]
Have some pie
I'll try it

Why, oh why
Can't she just be quiet

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
(Wah!)

[Verse 7]
She's causing such a din
(Woof, woof! Awoo!)
I can't tell what key she's in

[Bridge]
But she really is a funny girl
A cutie but a funny girl
She really sings a lot

La la!

[Outro]
That’s Dot
Now, get on with the plot!