It's time for Animaniacs!
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh until you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
When ever we get caught
But we break loose and we vamoose
And now you know the plot

We're Animaniacs
Dot has wit and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
Our careers have comebacks
We're Animaniacs

Meet Pinky and the Brain
Who want to rule the universe
A brand new cast who tested well
In focus group research
Gender balanced, pronoun neutral
And ethnically diverse
You may say we're so passe
But we did meta first
We're Animaniacs
You should see our new contracts!
We're zany to the max
Have baloney in our slacks
We're an-i-manie
Totally insane-ee
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Animaniacs! Those are the facts!