[Verse 1]
Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster than you can
Come on, hoss, let's have some fun
Go on, shoot me with a radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can

[Verse 2]
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am
With a 455 up under the hood
Me and my brother got it runnin' good
Wake up behind them ol' Ray-Bans
Catch me if you can

[Chorus]
Go on, turn on your blue lights, so pretty
You know you want to, I just flew by
I can see you peelin' out
How's my dust taste in your mouth?
Come on, Smokey, it's time to race
Let's have us a high speed chase

[Verse 3]
Well, hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
Chopper in the air and a couple of SWAT vans
That's no fair, now, blockin' the road
Where am I supposed to go?
Time to use my backup plan
Catch me if you can
[Verse 4]
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I bet I can run faster than you can
With your big pot belly and your cowboy boots
A hundred bucks says you won't shoot
I know these woods like the back of my hand
Catch me if you can

[Chorus]
Go on, turn on your spotlight, so shiny
I got runnin' shoes and I'm younger than you and I got all night
There's no way you're keepin' up with me
Just go on back to Krispy Kreme
If you wanna quit, I understand
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey, Mr. Policeman
I said hey, hey, Mr. Policeman

[Outro]
I'm in the jail house now
I'm in the jail house now
They told me once or twice
"Son, respect my authority"
I'm in the jail house now