[Verse 1]
I was lost, lost on the bypass road
Could be worse, I could be turned to toad

[Pre-Chorus]
Won't you take me back to my hometown?
Take me back before I break down

[Chorus]
I say you please return me
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine?
I say you please return me
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine?
I wonder, what can I do?

[Verse 2]
I was found riding an unicorn
Could be worse, I could be backwards born

[Pre-Chorus]
Won't you take me back to my hometown?
Take me back before I break down
[Chorus]
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine?
I say you please return me
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine?
I wonder, what can I do?

[Bridge]
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone
Calm down and then leave me alone

[Chorus]
I'll say you please return me
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine?
I'll say you please return me
Will you ever return me?
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine?
I wonder, what can I do?