[Verse 1]
You can't disappear anymore
I see your face lurking outside the window
You say you're a trife, I'm a bore
You touch yourself, put your face in the pillow

[Chorus]
But the funny thing about you is
You remembered to leave it behind
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right Brigade

[Verse 2]
Makes no difference to me
What side you choose, what side will lose
All there is to perceive
Is what I want, and I know how to get it

[Chorus]
But the funny thing about you is
You remember to leave it behind
And the funny thing about me is
I'm a member of the Right...

[Bridge]
Right Brigade
Right Brigade
[Solo]