There's some seats free over here
I'll play the seat finding song

Ra-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da. da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Everybody stop!
Okay, go!
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Keep on going

Okay, the CBGB's musical chairs song

Find a chair
Find a chair before your friends do
Find a chair before your friends do
'Cause they're fuckers
And they'll fuck you and get a chair before you do
Find a chair

Thank you!
One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four!
There's just only so much people will take tonight
I know, I realise