Harry Styles
Muffin Topping
Feel the Weather start to change
Got me steppin' up my sweater game
But even sheep would be ashamed
So Much Wool! Oh Yeah

But Underneath my Cardigan
My Belly's growin' big as Santa's
The only thing I’m sucking in's
More Hot Soup!

Leaves are Falling down
While I Polish off an Oreo Cheesecake!
Autumn Comes Around
Use more “Cheat Days” now, than Adam Levine takes!

Like Spunkmeyer, I'm Straight up, Muffin Topping
Fall Instagram, it’s Waist up, Photo Cropping
Lattes are my Life...
Pumpkin Spice is my Blood Type!

Cozy by the firеplace
Sippin' cocoa out a flower vase
I’ll movе my scarf out of the Way
To scarf more Food!
(EW, IS THAT A VEGETABLE?)
Think I'm gonna drown
Every Turkey Day, I'm swimming in gravy!
Football on the couch
Gorging Nacho dip until it sedates me!

Young couples in the Corn Maze, Date Night, bonding
Leads to a little Hay Ride, Pumpkin Fondling
Trying to "squash" tonight?
Pumpkin Beer can Sway your mind!

Got Cool Whip in my Eyes
From Bobbing Apple Pies
My Beach Body, Bye-bye!
My Flannel Onesie's Tight

Can’t Button up my Raincoat, Cornbread got me
Each step, make puddles Shake like T-Rex stomping
Hungry Autumn Nights
Move up one whole Snuggie Size!

Each Fall, I read the Signs (Straight up, muffin topping)
In Cinnabon’s, Mall Line (One Bite, there's no stopping)
Ugg Boots, So Devine... (Scented Candle shopping)
My Cankles hide inside (Straight up, Muffin Topping)