TomSka
A Folk Song About Barney the Dinosaur
Barney the Dinosaur lives inside your mind
And if you want to be free of him, there is one thing you will find:
He will follow you everywhere, from Texas to Bahrain
Because you can't outrun a creature who exists inside your brain

He's been around for two-hundred million years
And he can be your best friend or
He can exploit all your fears
Yeah...