Tom and Edd used to live in a house on a cliff
'Til it sank to the bottom of the ocean
First they saw a shark (wow!)
Then they saw a whale (gee!)
Then they saw a salmon punch a bear (what the bitch?)
Even deeper than Atlantis
Even deeper than Titanic
Even deeper than this existential squid (what is life?)
Past the catfish
Past the hatfish
Past Poseidon in a dress
Then they landed at the bottom of the sea (Rock Bottom!)