[Verse 1: Philip Oakey]
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
The cocktail bar
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Workin' in a cocktail bar
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
A cocktail bar
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Workin' in a cocktail bar

[Pre-Chorus: Philip Oakey]
You, you were workin'
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
You, you were workin'
You were workin' as a waitress in a cock, cock, cock, cocktail bar
Cocktail bar, cocktail bar
Cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, cocktail
Cock, cock, cock

[Chorus: Philip Oakey]
Workin' as a waitress
In a cocktail bar
Workin' as a waitress
In a cocktail bar

[Verse 2: Susan Ann Sulley]
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
I guess it's just what I must do
[Pre-Chorus: Philip]
You, you were workin'
You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar
You, you were workin'
You were workin' as a waitress in a cock, cock, cock, cocktail bar
Cocktail bar, cocktail bar
Cocktail, cocktail, cocktail, cocktail
Cock, cock, cock

[Chorus: Philip]
Workin' as a waitress
In a cocktail bar
Workin' as a waitress
In a cocktail bar