[Verse]
Eminem told me to suck his fat cock
He told his knob needed polishing after a hard day's work
White boy's cock was larger than 20 inches
Surprised then bitches, fools gold where you least expect it
Could've help it, in a slit second had me jerkin
Thinkin bout his pale gherkin
Just kidding I shot that muthafucka in the chest area
But then my asthma hit, and then I realized I was dreaming
That's right, I dreamed I aucked eminem's fat gherkin
Woke up and started jerkin
Wet dreams, whatеver