[Verse 1]
I need a woman about twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
We'll go through the book and break each and every law

[Chorus]
I got a feeling, a feeling today, oh yeah yeah
Just one thing I gotta say
I need a miracle every day

[Verse 2]
I need a woman about twice my height
A statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night
Her secret incantations with a candle burning blue
Raises up the spirits in a midnight rendezvous

[Chorus]
Well, it's real, believe me today, yeah
Can't get around it and I can't run away, oh no
I need a miracle every day

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I need a woman about twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her other freight
Find her in a sideshow, leave her in L.A
Ride her like a surfer riding on a tidal wave
[Chorus]
And it's real, believe me today, ow
One more thing I gotta say, ah
I need a miracle every day, that's right
It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing that I just got to say
(I need a miracle every day)

[Outro]
I need a miracle every day (Every day)
I need a miracle every day (Ooh, every day)
I need a miracle every day (Every day)
I need a miracle, I need a miracle (Ooh)
I need a miracle every day (Every day)
I need a miracle every day (Ooh, every day)
I need a miracle every day (Some kind of miracle)
I need a miracle, I need a miracle (Ah)

[Instrumental Outro]