[Verse 1: Johnny Michael]
I just met this girl, in my brother's bed
She wasn't sleeping at all, she was getting glad
I just met this girl and I fell in love
My bro was the first, let's do a threesome
Love triangle, love triangle
Love triangle, love triangle

[Verse 2: Johnny Claude]
(Yeehaw) I just met this girl, before my brother
But family first, so come play with us
I just met this girl, now she's my girlfriend
And my step sister, my sister in law
Love triangle, love triangle
Love triangle, love triangle

[Verse 3: Johnny Rock]
I just met this girl, she's from Tennessee
She got lovely curves, she's open minded
I just met this girl, my brother's girlfriend
And I fell in love, with everybody (Everybody yeah)
Love rectangle (Love rectangle), love rectangle (Love rectangle, love rectangle)
Love rectangle (Love triangle, it's rectangle), love rectangle (It's a rectangle)

[Chorus: everybody]
We just met this girl, we are family
We love each other, like a family
We love the same girl, and she loves us too
But now she's pregnant, now we are daddys
[Outro: everybody, Johnny Michael]
Or maybe uncle, maybe uncle
Maybe uncle, maybe uncle
Branle-moi la teub, branle-moi la teub
Branle-moi la teub, branle-la moi