[Intro: Mausberg]
Yeah, that shit was tight Quik
Aye, aye bitch whatchu got on my dick?
What, oh, no we don't do it like that baby, dick ain't free
Hey Quik, this bitch think dick is free

[Verse 1: Mausberg]
Now baby thought her pussy was a blessin'
To' up from the flo' up, she didn't never learn her lesson
Dick ain't free, especially celebrity swipe
A big black muthafucka that can fuck all night
Like Blowfly, nut in ya mouth then clock out
Fo' hunnit dollars an hour, the dick is blocked out
Bitch I'm real wit' it, pass the word to ya homegirls
I make a fat bitch stomach and toes curl
Half now, half right before I hit it
Marriott's the venue, bitch I'm 'bout to kill it
Gotta pay the piper, Mausberg the king swiper
Twenty-fo' hour rent-a-dick, gigolo for hire
Promote my dick on radio, full blast
Cop a dick at full price and get a finger in yo' ass
7-11 sex scam, documented for tax purpose
Known fact, without a dick, baby ya pussy worthless
Checkin' ya credit, see if I can finance you
Retired from the barber, we coped, a new dancer
Baby married a suga daddy wit' a lynched dick
And now she charging that n***a for my dick
[Verse 2: Mausberg]
Yo, them bitches 'ill pay a grand fo' a dick like mine
Love gobblin' my nuts, like a bottle of wine
Got a talented dick, big swipe incorporated
Dubbin' ya tooth fairy, every time penetrated
Bitch, dick ain't free, please believe me
Better find a virgin cause ya pussy can't tease me
A dick 'ill only get hard for so long
So might as well get ya paper while ya veins still strong
N***as be breakin' bread with them bitches for what?
Trickin' G's on the rack just to get ya dick sucked
N***as valuable
Coward n***as ain't even know the price of dick went up
Cause them hoes been flo' showin'
Suckin' each other pussy, sayin' they don't need us
And butch hoes, actin' like they got a penis
Whole thang, them hoes they be caught in the game
Now they want the dick back, but it ain't no chump change
I take credit cards, personal checks, and food stamps
Cause I ain't even trippin' off no punk ass tramp
Gotta stand up, fight for the power of ya swipe
A bitch ain't shit without a dick in her life
For real