[Intro]
Oh, my god
The new FNaF movie teaser is out
The title on the board, I-, I solved it
The answers, it's been staring us in the face the whole time
It's not a theory, it's real

[Verse 1]
Who's that creepin' down the hall
And seeks you out into the office?
Wants to see you in a coffin? It's not Freddy, no
There's no doubt there are monsters here
A Purple Guy that you can fear
But there's a villain more severe that really runs the show
Sweet, but sour, your soul devoured
Look into it's eyes now if you dare
Seems so friendly, but inside, it's deadly
All with gluten allergies, beware

[Pre-Chorus]
*whispers*
*giggles*
Boo!

[Chorus]
Death, and flames, and broken bones
Bad, bad cupcake, a bad, bad cupcake
It's the killer all along
Bad, bad cupcake, the bad, bad cupcake
Nightmares haunt your dying soul
Bad, bad cupcake, it's bad, bad cupcake
The mastermind behind it all
Bad, bad cupcake (Bad, bad)
[Verse 2]
Dripping, it roams, evil sprinkles
Delivering cryptic emails, it's the reason the spring-locks failed
Doesn't have legs, jumps around, I guess
Tempted Michael with it's sweet lies
If it could, it would scoop him twice
I'm not exaggerating, it was all the cupcake

[Chorus]
Death, and flames, and broken bones
Bad, bad cupcake, a bad, bad cupcake
It's the killer all along
Bad, bad cupcake, the bad, bad cupcake
Nightmares haunt your dying soul
Bad, bad cupcake, it's bad, bad cupcake
The mastermind behind it all
Bad, bad cupcake (Bad, bad)

[Bridge]
Who's behind the murders? (Cupcake)
The Bite of '87? (Cupcake)
Who's the Purple Guy? (Cupcake)
Who's the Phone Guy? (Cupcake)
Why's it all so confusing? (Cupcake)
How is Michael alive? (Cupcake)
What's with all the fires? (Cupcake)
What's in the box? (Cupcake)
What's the FNaF timeline? (Cupcake)
Glitchtrap, huh? (Cupcake)
Who's Patient 46? (Cupcake)
Casual Bongos (Cupcake)
Is Gregory a robot? (Cupcake)
Are the books canon? (Cupcake)
What's takin' the movie so long? (Cupcake)
Why are there scenes in the Security Breach trailer that weren't in the game?
It's so evil
[Chorus]
Death, and flames, and broken bones
Bad, bad cupcake, a bad, bad cupcake
It's the killer all along
Bad, bad cupcake, the bad, bad cupcake
Nightmares haunt your dying soul
Bad, bad cupcake, it's bad, bad cupcake
The mastermind behind it all
Bad, bad cupcake (Bad, bad)