Hank Green
Adult Female
This song is for a girl
No wait I changed my mind
This song, is for a human adult female

Is it just me or is it creepy
How often pet names refer to little children?

And it's not just girl
And it's not just baby
It's also boy and I think it's where we get shawty

So this song is for the adult female I love
And if there's anything she's been dreaming of
All she has to do is ask
And if she wants me to
I'll do whatever she asks me to do
As long as it isn't really evil
Or otherwise makes me uncomfortable
Cause that's what love is, and I have it, for her

This song is about love
But it's not about what you're thinking of
Especially if you are justin bieber

Love is hard and love is messy
And it can hurt worse than fire And sometimes it makes you want to tear down a
Building with your bare hands
But it also happens to be
The best thing that's ever happened to me
And I'm obviously not a big fan of hyperbole

So this song is for the adult female I love
And if there's anything she's been dreaming of
And if I can acquire it with the amount of money I have
Without making myself destitute
All she has to do is ask
And I'll be with her until the end of time
As long as time ends before one of us dies
Cause that's what love is, and I have it, for her