I Monster
Magic Man
He's lightning quick
Cobra style
Scissor kick
Volatile
Fists like brick
Can hammer nails
Hands like swords
To chop and impale

Oh Magic Man
Where are your hands
Oh Magic Man
Made in Japan

Pressure points
A deadly touch
He'll knock you down
With a finger punch
His family jewels
Will disappear
So he can fight
Without fear