[Verse 1]
It's been far too long
I don't know your face
I'm not having fun
I want to getaway
The Sargent, he is cruel
He makes me march all-day
He treats me like a mule
I don't want to stay

[Bridge]
Because there's rats in the hole in the floor
And there's bugs crawling under the door
And the snakes hanging down from the trees
Oh god, get me out of here, please

[Chorus]
Cool coconuts and you
It's what I'm dreaming of when I get home
And what I'd love to do
Cool coconuts and you
It's what I'm longing for, an open door
I got to get out soon

[Verse 2]
It's too hot out here
In this desert zoo
I could kill a beer
And the Sargent too
Oh, my head is sore
And my feet are worn
But what I'm waiting for is to run on home
[Bridge]
Because there's rats in the hole in the floor
And there's bugs crawling under the door
The ants are all fighting the fleas
Oh god, get me out of here, please

[Chorus]
Cool coconuts and you
It's what I'm dreaming of when I get home
And what I'd love to do
Cool coconuts and you
It's what I'm longing for, an open door
I got to get out soon

[Bridge]
Because there's rats in the hole in the floor
And there's bugs crawling under the door
The scorpions standing at ease
Oh god, get me out of here, please

[Chorus]
Cool coconuts and you
It's what I'm dreaming of when I get home
And what I'd love to do
Cool coconuts and you
It's what I'm longing for, an open door
I got to get out soon