[Verse 1]
My boyfriend is a layabout (layabout)
All my friends say to kick him out (kick him out)
I don't get a thrill out of playing his mum (playing his mum)
But I'll teach him a lesson for the stuff he's done

[Pre-Chorus]
It's so much more than a threat
He's gonna wish that he never met

[Chorus 1]
I'm gonna do it
(Yeah, kick him out)
I'm gonna make the guy regret it
(Yeah, kick him out)
I'm gonna give a little lesson
(Yeah, kick him out)
Oh, I'm gonna make him see he's been bad to me

[Hook]
I'm gonna make him cry
Yeah, I'm gonna hurt him
Oh, I'm gonna make him cry
Yeah, I'm gonna hurt him

[Verse 2]
The guy didn't leave, he's a stubborn one (layabout)
He's keeping all his stuff in a tent out front (kick him out)
I'm pretty sure that he's living there (living there)
I just wanna get him out of my hair
[Pre-Chorus]

[Chorus 1]

[Hook]

[Bridge]
Oh my God, it ended bad
I got a knife to cut his tent
But he came out and he was pissed
Luckily, I didn't miss

[Chorus 2]
And now I've done it
(Yeah, kick him out)
And now he's buried in the garden
(Yeah, kick him out)
I think his family really misses him
(Yeah, kick him out)

[Outro x4]
Oh, I really hurt the guy
(You really hurt the guy)
I really hurt the guy
(But did you make him cry?)