[Intro]
(Fuck you, cxsar)
(cxsar)

[Chorus]
My door open and closed
They say my neck look like a water hose
Caught my girl on Bang Bros
My little brother wearing my clothes
Michael Jackson: HEE HEE
Vagina horse: IBLELIBLELIBBLE YABBA DABBA DOO!
Just fought my dog ‘cause he drool
Just went to search, got attacked by a bull
Hung myself up on a hanger
My next-door neighbor: “You wanger”
“You old whippersnapper”
“Could you come over here, baby?”
I just ate some pretzels
Played the game, I beat the level
I heard it’s finna snow so I’m got to grab my shovel

[Verse]
Sold the, umm, old car like iCarly did Nevel
I lost the spelling bee, I couldn’t spell Jell-O
Otter: AHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHAHHHH
Harry Potter: I’m a wizard
I blew up off my song Blizzard
But I meant to spell it Lizard
[Chorus]
My door open and closed
They say my neck look like a water hose
Caught my girl on Bang Bros
My little brother wearing my clothes
Michael Jackson: HEE HEE
Vagina horse: IBLELIBLELIBBLE YABBA DABBA DOO!
Just fought my dog ‘cause he drool
Just went to search, got attacked by a bull
Hung myself up on a hanger
My next-door neighbor: “You wanger”
“You old whippersnapper”
“Could you come over here, baby?”
I just ate some pretzels
Played the game, I beat the level
I heard it’s finna snow so I’m got to grab my shovel