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I got scared so I hid in my fridge (My fridge)
She ate my glizzy with a fork (With a fork)
I just mowed the lawn with my fridge (Mowed my lawn)
My mom just said I'm adopted (I’m adopted)
I pet my cat weight my pillow (Meow)
I got rabies from a hobo (A hobo?)
My girl look like a crab (A crab?)
I saw a lizard do the dab (Do the dab?)
I pet my cat weight my pillow (Meow, meow)
I toasted the Pop-Tarts in the oven (Pop-Tarts?)
I ate all the fat off my stomach (Fat)
I ate a frog and now I'm a princess (A princess?)
Dora gave me a lap dance (She did?)
My girl said my dick look like a branch (It do?)
I thought she was Spanish but she was French (She French?)
I just ate some gum off a bench